hot off the meat truck!

So I've been pretty open about these two pseuds being connected for a while now, but because I'm always thirsty for comments I might as well let you guys know that, off and on, I've been writing Orignal Works pornography as kuntar. Most of these involve:

• an arrogant, wealthy, evil and very slutty fop of a sorcerer who gets Whumped Intensely by Even Worse Dudes who make Archive Warnings Apply to him, heavily
• a kind, brawny paladin who begrudgingly saves his life a lot even though they're enemies and the sorcerer kind of ruined his life
• they smooch a lot

The most recent story (which I just finished finally editing, woooo!):

• Sweet Honey, Loathsome | 20k, Complete | M/M, Explicit | Vaunted, a kind paladin, opens his door to find that his longtime enemy, the evil wizard Wrathbyrne, has been stripped of his powers and placed under a curse: Wrathbyrne has to get fucked once a day or he dies.

Previous stories, all of which are standalones that each exist in their own little universes, slightly "canon"-divergent from one another:

• Lord Wrathbyrne's Highly Unpleasant Year | 72k, WIP | M/M, Explicit | An evil wizard gets non-conned by a bunch of other evil dudes and then rescued by Fake He-Man.
• Roadside Attractions | 5k, Complete | M/M, Explicit | A cartoonishly evil wizard and his heroic, good guy foe are handcuffed together in a sitcom predicament. Then they get dosed with sex pollen.
• Reformation | 13k, WIP | M/M, Explicit | The Good Council of Good has a soft-spoken death cleric attempt to rehabilitate the evil wizard and turn him into a good man. Obviously, this is just an excuse for whump and Archive Warnings To Apply to the evil wizard, who hopes local hero, Vaunted the nice paladin, will save him. Even though the nice paladin is the one who arrested him in the first place. Oops.

Anyway, if any of this sounds up your alley, I hope you check 'em out, I love my little guys. <3

Title: the sinners are much more fun
Fandom: Ghosts (US) aka CBS Ghosts
Rating: Explicit
Archive Warnings: None
Category: M/M
Pairing: Trevor Lefkowitz/Pete Martino
Complete or WIP: Complete
Sequel to: gentle bossa nova aka the series where Trevor gains the ability to give everyone orgasms
Main Tags: consensual sex, blow jobs, sexual repression, the most mild D/s ever, incredibly mild barely dirty dirty talk
Summary: Pete's a manual guy. Loves being told what to do.

Title: boat rules
Fandom: Ghosts (US) aka CBS Ghosts
Rating: Explicit
Archive Warnings: None
Category: M/M
Pairing: Trevor Lefkowitz/Thorfinn
Complete or WIP: Complete
Main Tags: sex pollen, wall sex, size difference, very mild dubcon maybe I guess?, first time bottoming, anal sex, Trevor's internalized homophobia and outdated thoughts on gender roles
Summary: Trevor. Thor. Sex pollen.

Huge thanks to wotwotleigh for the beta-read on both of these and to the pals in the Discord for giving it a pre-beta look-over.